You’re the best girlfriend ever.
I think I said something stupid last night.
I only do it because I love you.
Oh? And how’s that? You were drinking, Jesse, I’m sure it wasn’t anything horrible. Do you think you might have offended someone?
I know. Could you please get me some coffee?
As you wish. And when I return with said coffee, you will also receive a massage, or whatever else you might require.
The headache passes eventually, dear.
@imonahighwaytohell: Well, @starchelberry, it’s quite simple. You looked absolutely stunning and I wanted to take a photo of you. As for you, @snixxlopez, this photo was not for you. Nor was it for you, @thepuckersaurusrex. My girlfriend.
@starchelberry: Is that your excuse for every photo now?
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Jesse St. James, you’ve got a lot of explaining to do. @imonahighwaytohell
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@snixxlopez Yeah, Marvelous Marvin, like why you are keeping smokin’ Berry pics from the rest of us? I got needs, St. James.
@thepuckersaurusrex Don’t be selfish, bro.
@qfabray Hello, gorgeous!
I couldn’t resist when you looked so beautiful.
I guess I can let it slide.
What a beauty.
And you said you weren’t taking a picture. Hmmph.